![]() I thought to myself, “Are you SURE you didn’t see the Child of Dagon I drew on the top of your latte? Don’t you think you’d much rather throw it on the ground and burn in just in case it starts to spawn demons from the deep?” The funny part, for me, was just serving it to the customer anyway, and them just being like “It’s good, thanks.” I found it hilarious when I would swirl and mix it around a bunch of times, trying even just to make something simple like a heart, and end up with some terror from the depths of a Lovecraft short story. I could not, for the life of me, even pour the milk into the coffee properly, let alone use the little “etch” option to carve in a design. I found myself laughing at how horrible I was at it. Okay, so for me, the latte art was a delightful challenge that I literally screwed up every time.īut it didn’t make me upset at all, on the contrary. Latte Art?! More like, “OMG WHAT?! I’M DESTROYING IT!” Mostly just moving the cursor to what you want to select, and then pressing A to select it. With such a simple premise, the controls are easy as pie. if it’s a latte you can add some latte art, and if you’re not satisfied you can trash it (but only up to five times per day! So be careful what you dump in the dump)! It’s kind of an ASMR experience.ĭing! The order is ready! You can serve it. It’s as simple as could be: you choose the three ingredients you are going to mix together (a base, and two secondary flavours), and then a cute little cut-scene with sound effects happens and you blend it all together. This puts a little side game into the story of making the caffeinated beverages for your patrons. You are the owner of this late night cafe, as such, people entering your cafe are not only looking for someplace to chill and vent, but also someplace to drink a good cuppa joe. Now if you hate reading (blasphemy in my opinion) then you’re likely not going to be first in line to pick this one up.īut if you are like me, and you LOVE reading, and you LOVE a good story, and you LOVE well crafted characters, then Coffee Talk is going to be a definite buy for you.ĭon’t worry, Coffee Talk isn’t all just pressing A and reading. ![]() Since this game is a visual novel, it is obviously text heavy. In fact, I absolutely loved the story line involving a female orc who is a video game developer! I’m sure there were plenty of in-jokes in her dialogue that hinted at the – from what I’ve seen and read – pretty hardcore non-stop work life game developers lead. ![]() Rather, these races are just leading normal lives trying to eke out a living, just like we do now. In this Seattle, humans coexist with elves, orcs, succubi, incubi, werewolves, vampires, even sea-creature-people! Don’t worry, these other races don’t run around with clubs trying to force everyone to roll for initiative. This coffee shop exists in a version of Seattle where humans aren’t the only race. Now if you think that’s strange, it gets stranger: The year is 2020, and this is no ordinary coffee shop this coffee shop is open late at night. The point of the game is that you are a barista at a coffee shop in Seattle. *hugs brain* Good Goddesses, Get To The Review Already!Ĭoffee Talk is a sweet little visual novel game with amazing artwork, and the one of the chillest soundtracks I’ve ever heard in a game, ever. Thank you brain for being so random and awesome. My brain does this: “Ooh! Your coffee talks! Your coffee talks!” I look at this game – whether it’s booting up the game on my switch main screen, or just looking at the title of my own review right now – I get the riff from that song immediately in my head. First let me just say that I would highly recommend listening to the song, and then trying to superimpose my fun new lyrics on top of the original ones! Whee! Song Parody of “Body Talks” bridge & chorus by The Strutsĭid you enjoy that song parody? I find I am particularly good at writing (and singing) them. ![]() If you think you might have a sore throat, You can tell all of your problems to me, ‘cause Review code used, with many thanks! Ooh, Your Coffee Talks System: Nintendo Switch (also on PS4, Xbox and PC) Genre: Visual Novel, Adventure, Simulation, Communication
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